Let's lighten up things a bit shall we?
Trying to understand women? Wonder why its so hard and you two always end up fighting? Its because you've been reading the wrong stuff. Ha ha. Read this instead, MEN!
What we say doesn't necessarily mean what you think we meant. Confusing? I know, I know. I confuse myself too sometimes.
You probably have read this somewhere. Even if you have, you'd probably just forget about it, assuming its, NOT IMPORTANT. Hmm. Men!
OK OK read, understand, and don't forget. Don't make me repeat this post. He he he ;]
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1.
"Fine" : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.
"Five Minutes" : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.
"Nothing" : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.
"Go Ahead" : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.
"Loud Sigh" : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to No.3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.
"That's Okay" : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.
"Thanks" : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
8.
"Whatever" : Is a woman's way of saying F You!
9.
"Don't worry about it, I got it" : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to No. 3.
Well interesting enough, I find myself nodding to this. He he. One more phrase that I'd like to add is:10.
"What's your problem?" : The longer version would be, "why are you so annoyingly quiet today? If you have any problems, why don't you just tell me instead of trying to act all cool and quiet. You better stop all this bull and smile and say something or I'll get really pissed!" Don't answer with "Nothing", I mean, I'm the woman here, am I not? Heloooo. (Refer to No. 3 again.)
Again, phrase No.10 is never to be taken as similar to the shrink's "what's your problem today?", okay. Wayyyy different!
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So now, boys and girls, the question is: who actually wrote this little piece of eye-opening information in the first place? (except No.10 that is)
Could it be:
A tough woman trying to make things clear and eventually come up with a guideline for "all you problematic men out there", so couples don't have to face the same misunderstanding and communication problem over and over again and she who understands that if we were to explain this verbally to the face of a man, we would only get shouts and slammed doors?
Or
Just a tired man.
Hmmm... I wonder too..He he ^__^
But anyways that's a good thing, considering now I find relaxing at home 
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